My Broken Kitchen

My 8-year-old daughter has been food blogging for four days. On her second day of blogging, she apologised to her readers … “I am not cooking because of my kitchen – it is broken!”

I’m sorry. I have been blogging for six years and despite writing only sporadic posts over the last several months, I have not had even the slightest bit of decent courtesy to explain that I haven’t been cooking because my kitchen is broken.

But it’s true. My kitchen is broken.

In times well past, there was once a family kitchen complete with unidentifiable fridge and very raidable cupboards.

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But then something terrible happened. We ran out of wine.

Oh. Sorry – no. Getting sidetracked. It was something much, much more terrible than even that.

We lost the plot.

We couldn’t find it anywhere.

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We were totally devastated.

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It was so bad, we soon realised there was only one thing that could possibly save us now.

Chocolate cake.

But the baking gods were against us …

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… and our kitchen was still falling down …

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… and there was nowhere to put a cake pan.

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But sometimes you just have to laugh in the face of impossibility (and ceiling dust and plaster dust and all the other sorts of dust that hang in the air and make you cough lots), especially when there’s a birthday …

birthdaycake

… and especially when your 8-year-old daughter is determined …

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… to bake some Spludge.

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Go visit Madmu for the recipe.

You’ll make her day if you leave her a comment there. She’s one excited little baker-blogger!

Sweet Salad Trifle

It is July, M is now 8 years old and the end of another school year is approaching. For the last few weeks, M has been busily writing in a large blue book that she brought home from school. It was all very secret … something was going on. It turned out that the something was a challenge M’s teachers had set the Year 3 pupils – to design and create “an invention”.

I had visions of wires, circuits, remote controls and wheels and planned instantly to hand over the supervision of the ‘create’ stage to my husband. But no, M had come up with something far more interesting 😉 … her invention was designed to fill a gap in the food market …

Sweet Salad Trifle

M would like to tell you about it:

On Fridays after school, Mum sometimes takes us to a sweetie shop in Exeter called Mr Simms. We each get £1 to spend but I never know what to choose. It is really very difficult to choose out of my favourite sweets.

When our teacher gave us a cross curricular challenge to invent something, I knew what to do. We were told to identify a gap in the market – an object which does not exist at the moment, but which would be very useful. We had to invent a solution by designing an object to fill this gap. I thought, “When I walk into Mr Simms’s, is there something missing?” The answer was yes. Mr Simms needs a sweet salad … something that holds all my favourite sweets.

I wanted to make it with chocolate, gummy bears, fudge, smarties and jelly. It would be very tasty!!

My first idea was to make a sweet salad with my favourite sweets in melted chocolate, so I found out how to melt chocolate.

How to melt chocolate

The problem was that when the melted chocolate cooled it went too hard. I wanted it runny and smooth so you could scoop it out with a spoon.

I thought of a solution. I needed to make a ganache.

 How to make ganache

Then I had another problem. It was quite hard to get everything in the right place. I wanted the sweets to be a surprise in the middle but they kept sinking to the bottom.

I wanted it to look more than just melted chocolate with things swimming around in it, so I had a second idea. I had this idea when I was watching my sister singing in Evensong in the Cathedral. Divine inspiration!! I decided to make a trifle sort of thing with different layers of sweets in a knickerbocker glory glass.

Planning the trifle

This is how you make it:

First you need to get a knickerbocker glory glass and put some pieces of cake in the bottom. Then drop some gummy bears on top of the cake. Make some raspberry jelly and pour this over the cake and gummy bears. You have to put the glasses in the fridge until the jelly has set.

Cake and jelly layers

Next you need to chop up some chocolate into very small pieces in a food processor. Then you put some cream and some light muscovado sugar in a pan and heat them together just until they begin to boil. Mum did this next bit because I didn’t want to burn myself. You turn the food processor on and slowly pour the hot cream through the spout thing in the lid until the chocolate has melted and the ganache is smooth. Scrape it out into a bowl.

Making ganache

When you have finished make sure nobody’s looking and lick the spatula you have just used to scrape the ganache out of the food processor with.

Tasting

Then you cut up some pieces of fudge into small pieces and put these on top of the jelly. Make sure that the ganache has cooled a bit or it will melt the jelly, then pour in into the glasses on top of the fudge. Put the glasses back in the fridge. When you are ready to serve the sweet salad trifles, take them out of the fridge and put some smarties in a pattern on the top.

Smarties on top

Here are some things that my friends said about my invention:

Alex said it looked nice. Georgina said that she liked the technique I used and that she liked the idea of different layers. Ruth said that I could make it better by putting more sweets in it! Martha said yum and Peter said he was speechless. Bea said COOL!!!

Mrs Housego said that it inspired her to make one for when her friends come round. Mr Yeo said, “That looks really tasty!”

When I tasted it, I decided that I could do it in a smaller glass or a bowl and use a bit less chocolate and gummy bears. I thought the cake and jelly were really nice.

And that is how you make a Sweet Salad Trifle 🙂

Diet of Worms

I wonder how many History students will end up on this page …

Unfortunately, I can tell you zip all about the events of 1521 at the Imperial Diet of Worms in the Holy Roman Empire. My A-level History teacher was obviously wasting her time in trying to educate me on that one.

No, these are the right sorts of worms – the sort that interest T.

gardenworms

As far as I know, he has never actually eaten a worm, although that isn’t saying much. As far as I know, he has never eaten any peas, cheese, pasta or mashed potato … and he will not ever never eat a tomato. Not even if you call it a moonsquirter.

Nevertheless, it was T’s idea to bake a worm cake.

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That’s why I can’t offer any fluffy chicks or cute bunnies on this Easter weekend.

Only worms.

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Worm Cake

Take a basic chocolate Easter egg nest recipe, press it all into the base of a circular pan and decorate with jelly worms (or snakes that do a good impression of worms).

I’m a Star!

This blog post (and the modest title!) comes to you from M, my 7-year old daughter …

I’m a Star!

Today I woke up in need to bake some cookies. I found a cook book full of treats and surprises and finally found a recipe that sounded very nice.

So I went to the work top and got all the ingredients out so I would be ready, but one of the ingredients wasn’t there. I searched the shops in need of this special ingredient but I couldn’t find it. I know, I thought. I’ll go back home and get into the spacecraft and whizz into space and ask the aliens for some stardust.

In I got, buckled myself in and typed which planet I wanted to go to. I typed in Mars. And……..

Zoom, off I went. I got the stardust and went back down to Earth again.

Right, I thought to myself. I’ve got all the ingredients I need so now it’s time to get baking.

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First I weighed the butter (5 oz) and then put the butter away in the big mixing bowl . Then I got out the stardust (golden caster sugar) and weighed it (5 oz) and put that in the big mixing bowl. I mixed it till light and fluffy. Then I went to get one egg and cracked it into the mixing bowl, then I got the lemon juice (two tablespoons) and tipped that in the big mixing bowl too. Then I mixed it all up.

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After a while I got the flour (12 oz) and mixed that all up as well. Then I put it in the star chiller (fridge) for 10 to 15 minutes until it was firm.

After 10 minutes I got it out of the star chiller and placed it between 2 pieces of Clingfilm and slowly rolled it out. Then I got my star cutter and cutted some stars and put them on some trays ready to go into the star cosy (oven).

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I put them in the star cosy for 7 minutes. When I took them out I left them to cool on a wire rack.

Now I had to make the icing for them. To make the icing, I got some icing sugar and some lemon juice and mixed them together and then got some twinkle sprinkles (sprinkles) and placed them on the cookies. Then ahhh, all the stars went zooming off to space ready for the night.

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Chocolate Fudge Cake

T wanted to bake.

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He wanted to bake a cake.

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He wanted to bake a chocolate cake.

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He wanted to bake a chocolate fudge cake.

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T likes his cake …

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… (and his diggers).

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Chocolate Fudge Cake (adapted from Leiths Baking Bible)

4 oz butter
4 oz caster sugar
4 oz light muscovado sugar
1 oz molasses
4 eggs
6 oz self-raising flour
2 oz cocoa powder
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
a pinch salt
6 tbsp creme fraiche
1 tsp vanilla extract

For the icing
8 oz plain chocolate
8 oz creme fraiche
1 tbsp caster sugar

Chocolate drops to decorate

Preheat the oven to 180 degrees C and line two 8″ round sandwich tins with baking parchment.

Cream the butter and sugars.

Lightly beat the eggs, then beat in gradually to the creamed mixture.

Sift together the flour, cocoa powder, baking soda and salt. Fold into the creamed mixture alternately with the creme fraiche.

Stir in the vanilla.

Divide the batter between the two tins and bake in the centre of the oven for 25 to 30 minutes until the cake tops are springy.

Cool on a wire rack for 10 mins before turning out and cooling completely.

Make the icing – melt the chocolate in a bowl, either over a pan of hot water or in the microwave. Stir in the creme fraiche and sugar. Use liberally to sandwich and ice the cake.

Decorate with the chocolate drops.

Yum.

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