Take one Queen …

… and a splash of rain.

Leave to mature for 60 years …

… before stirring in a fresh glug of seasonal rain …

… and a generous spread of celebratory home baking.

Pack all the ingredients together tightly …

… and bake for 2 to 3 hours until springy and highly excitable.

And if you’ve made it right, you’ll know it …

… because it’s not like anything you’ve made before!