Mum’s Random Bread Recipe

I’d like to introduce L, my nine-year-old daughter, who has convinced me to let her write a guest post this month as part of a homework assignment she was set for the weekend …

Uh-oh Mum’s let me loose on her blog. Not a good move, Mum. I’ll try not to crash the computer but I can’t promise anything.

Anyway, I have this RS homework to do. We have to make some bread and write out the recipe for it. I’m not sure why we have to do this for RS, but I really hope I don’t have to feed 5000 people in my next lesson.

I wasn’t thinking about this homework when Mum was dragging me around the supermarket this morning. I have far more important things to be thinking about in a supermarket (like sweets). So, I forgot to remind Mum to buy any white bread flour. That’s why I couldn’t use any recipes in Mum’s baking books. It’s much more fun to go off the beaten tracks anyway (according to Mum).

Luckily, Mum did have some odd bits of flour I could use in her cupboard and there was some leftover pizza dough still in the fridge too. If you’ve ever seen Mum’s baking cupboard, you’ll know that her odd bits of flour can be very odd indeed. Then Mum just made up a recipe for all of these odd bits as we went along. That’s how my RS homework got to be called ‘Mum’s Random Bread Recipe’.

And here it is … ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (That magic trick was very tricky.)

Mum’s Random Bread Recipe (by Mum)

12 oz dough starter (this was the leftover pizza dough from the fridge)
9 ¼ oz Malthouse bread flour (from Dove’s Farm)
5 ¾ oz plain white spelt flour
1 ½ tsp fast action yeast
1 tbsp coarse sea salt
1 ½ tsp honey
½ pint beer

Cut up the old dough into pieces with some scissors and put them in a large mixing bowl.

Add the flours, yeast, salt and honey to the bowl and stir it all together with a wooden spoon.

Pour the beer in and stir it so that it all sticks together.

Pour a little bit of olive oil onto the worktop and spread it about a bit with your hands. Scrape the dough out onto the oily surface and knead it for 10 minutes until it is smooth and stretchy.

Put it in a large oiled bowl, cover with clingfilm and leave it to rise until it has doubled in size (1 ½ to 2 hours).

Line a large baking sheet with parchment.

Shape the dough into a ball by stretching the surface around the outside and pinching the dough together on the bottom of the ball. Place it on the lined baking tray. Cover it with a large container or a tent of oiled aluminium foil. Leave it to rise until it has almost doubled in size (1 to 1 ½ hours).

Preheat the oven to 220 degrees C.

Just before you put the dough in the oven, use a sharp knife to make 4 or 5 slashes in the top of the dough (Mum did a lantern slash). Bake for 10 minutes. Lower the temperature to 190 degrees C and continue baking for 15 to 20 minutes.

Take the bread out of the oven and put it on a wire rack to cool.

Brownie Heaven

Before I write about Rose and Woody’s recent stay with us in Devon, I’ve promised this recipe to so many people now that I thought I’d better get my act together and post it here for them.  There’s no shortage of recipes for brownies on A Merrier World – in fact, I even started this blog when I was in the middle of a brownie-baking spree. But I haven’t yet written about this particular recipe, which has evolved to become our favourite-ever recipe for chocolate brownies and the one we turn to by default.

I’m not sure how this recipe started out in life. I have a collection of about seventy different brownie recipes (honestly!) that I baked, analysed and compared back in my brownie-obsession days of 2007. [Checking that date just now, I’ve realised that I completely missed my blog’s 4th birthday last month – sorry, blog!] Somewhere between then and now, a list of ingredients and a specific way of mixing the batter to create the sort of brownie we discovered we liked the most began to emerge from the chaos of notes and eventually took shape in the form of a tentative recipe scribbled in green ink on the back of an A5 envelope in 2009.

Since then, the recipe has been tweaked, baked in different-sized pans, doubled, halved again and generally refined until it reached its current incarnation.

I can’t promise that this will become anyone else’s favourite-absolute-best-ever recipe for chocolate brownies, but it certainly produces my children’s idea of brownie heaven.

Brownie Heaven Chocolate Brownies (by me and according to my children)

5 1/4 oz unsalted butter
7 1/2 oz castor sugar
5 1/4 oz light muscovado sugar
9 oz plain chocolate*
3 tbsp golden syrup
2 tsp vanilla extract
3 large eggs (7 oz without shells)
5 1/4 oz plain flour**
3/4 tsp baking powder
3/4 tsp salt***
3 tbsp cocoa powder

* I use Green & Black’s organic 72% cook’s chocolate
** I use plain white spelt flour from Sharpham Park
*** I use Fleur de sel de Guérande

Preheat the oven to 170 degrees C.

Grease and line a 9″ square pan (it’s helpful to leave a bit of parchment sticking up at two opposite ends as you can use these as handles to lift the brownie out of the pan when it’s cool).

Put the butter, sugars, chocolate, golden syrup and vanilla extract in a bowl and heat gently until melted and smooth, either in the microwave (stirring frequently to prevent burning) or in a double-boiler.

Break the eggs into a separate bowl and whisk until bubbly and frothy.

Put the flour, baking powder, salt and cocoa powder in another separate, large bowl and whisk to combine.

(I’m not sure why this next bit works, but it does – I tried just dumping everything together any old way once and the brownies didn’t turn out half so well. If you’re not subject to such kitchen witchery as I am, feel free to just dump everything together)  Pour the eggs onto the melted chocolate mixture, but don’t stir them in. Scrape this chocolate-with-the-eggs-sitting-on-top mixture onto the dry ingredients and fold everything together with a spatula until well combined and there are no floury pockets remaining.

Scrape into the prepared pan and bake in the centre of the oven for 25 to 30 mins (28 mins is best in my oven). Don’t bake it until a tester comes out clean – it’s a leap of faith, but the top will be crusty and the centre will be only just set when you need to take the thing out of the oven. If you bake it for too long, the brownies will be dry and yuk. If you don’t bake it for long enough, the brownies will be runny and yuk. This is probably the most important part of the whole brownie-heaven process.

Leave to cool in the pan, then lift out using those neat little handles you created and slice into squares (I make 25).

Which Cake is Which?

Back in June, a reader (yes, I do have one!) emailed me to ask whether I thought it would be okay to treat large batches of flour at a time since her microwave would be big enough to accommodate this. I replied that I thought it would be fine as long as the depth of the bed of flour remained the same as for a smaller batch. She tried it and it worked – which means less time overall doing all that standing and stirring.

But it’s easy to forget how exciting that first “It worked!” actually is. Catherine has kindly allowed me to post her photo of the results of her own treated vs. untreated flour experiment, along with extracts from her email to me. I can identify so well with her astonishment on taking the cakes out of the oven. It really doesn’t seem possible that something so simple as heating up the flour beforehand could make such an outstanding difference.

Hi Kate,

Thanks for your prompt reply!  Yesterday evening after emailing you … I baked 2 test cakes, identical in all things other than the heat-treatment of the flour, and was quite astounded at the difference in results. In both cases the flour was comprised of 1/8 by weight cornflour to give cake flour following your recommendations.

I’m attaching a photo to confirm what you already know!  No prizes for guessing which cake is which.  I was sure you were right but there’s nothing quite like seeing the evidence in the flesh…

Best wishes,
Catherine

I’m happy to say that I’m very much looking forward to finally meeting Catherine when she comes to have lunch with Rose, Woody and me next week 🙂


Caramel Shortbread: Going, Going, Gone!

You’re looking at the final slice, the very last square of that single most delectable confection that has ever tortured your sweet-toothed craving heart.

Buttery shortbread.

Oozing caramel.

Smooth, dark chocolate.

Perhaps you can’t see the beauty in this sticky, gooey slice. After all, I’m posting this on an Easter Sunday already replete with chocolate gifts in all shapes and sizes. Although L’s chocolate feast was delayed by her chorister duties at the Cathedral this morning, the choristers all made up for this by clutching armfuls of chocolate eggs as they emerged from the vestry after Mattins. By that time however, her younger sister and brother had already consumed an entire chocolate bunny each for breakfast. Things have been going downhill since then …

But when you’ve emerged from the nausea of the chocolate-induced hangover, do give this recipe a try. It didn’t hang around for too long in our fridge and I had to be quick off the mark to snap even this very last slice for you. A moment later, there was nothing more than a few lonely crumbs on an otherwise empty baking tray.

Chocolate Caramel Shortbread

Shortbread

2 oz light muscovado sugar
4 oz butter
5 1/2 oz self-raising flour

Caramel

3 oz light muscovado sugar
4 oz butter
2 tbsp golden syrup
1 x 14 oz tin condensed milk (NB not evaporated milk)

Chocolate

7 oz plain chocolate (or a mix of milk and plain)

Shortbread: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees C. Grease and base-line a 7″ x 11″ baking tray. Cream the butter and the sugar. Stir in the flour to make a smooth dough. Press into the base of the baking tray and bake in the centre of the oven for 10 to 15 minutes until golden.

Caramel: Place all the ingredients in a saucepan and stir over low heat until melted and combined. bring to a slow boil, stirring continuously to prevent burning. Simmer whilst stirring for 10 minutes until the caramel becomes a rich toffee colour and thickens. Pour onto the shortbread base, spread evenly and allow to cool thoroughly.

Chocolate: Melt then spread over caramel layer. Leave to cool, then cut into squares. Can be stored in the fridge for several days (if it hangs around for that long).

It’s probably best to cut it into squares before the chocolate becomes too firmly set. I left the whole tray for too long in the fridge before attempting to cut it into squares, hence the cracked chocolate layer. It’s certainly not a disaster – more of an aesthetic problem than a taste one!

The One with the Jelly Belly Cupcakes

Jellies on the plate …

Mum, I said, there are jellies on the plate!

One, two, three, four, five …

They’re still there, Mum. Look, just over there …

Perhaps she can’t see them. I’m getting worried about this …

Mum … about those jellies …

… the jellies on the plate …

Yes! These jellies! Can I eat one? Please, pleeeeease

Phew, I was seriously worried for a moment there.

Nibble, gobble, nibble, gobble …

… jellies on the plate!

Jelly Belly Cupcakes (adapted from Mary Berry’s Ultimate Cake Book)

4 oz soft butter or margarine
4 oz caster sugar
2 eggs
3 oz self-raising flour
1 oz cocoa powder
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp chocolate essence

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees C/400 degrees F. Line about 18 holes in bun trays with paper liners.

Place all the ingredients together in a large bowl and beat well for 2 to 3 minutes until well combined and smooth.

Half fill each paper liner with the batter.

Bake in the preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes until the cakes are well risen and springy to touch.

Transfer each cake to a wire rack to cool.

Jelly Belly Buttercream

6 oz butter
12 oz icing sugar
a few drops of red food colouring

Beat all ingredients together until smooth.

Spread each cupcake with Jelly Belly Buttercream and decorate with jelly beans. 3 year-olds do this better than adults 😉 .

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